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Bros vs The World

The Bruise Brothers will have 3 all-genders mixers to end 2018. Come skate with us:

Sept 30 11 Sep

Skater Series: TwinkleBeef

The Bruise Brothers present "Skater Series", a new line of t-shirts to help you rep your favorite Bro. 50% of ...

24 Jul

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Impale Ale

Captain • #22

Steampunk Willie

Captain • #1928

Mickey Phoenix

#0966

Alex in Wonderslam

#119

Smacaroni

#15

Markimedes

#16

Ragna Röcker

#19

Deacon Struct

#27

Smash Bandibrute

#31

Orange Whip

#333

Ben-Hurt

#35

Grizz Airrington

#360

Trivy Al Pursuit

#411

Gloom

#59

Princess A. Pauling

#627

Tim Mature

#8008

TwinkleBeef

#831

Up & Adam

#88

Joe!

#3

Kickin’ McChugget

Coach • #187

Shake N Bake

Coach • #140

Boo-Boo

Coach • #12

Latest tweets

@ChiBruiseBros
 342 days ago
#MRDAFinalScore of Chicago B vs @TCTerrors Terrordactyls 151-66. by @derbyC8K3 https://t.co/shsMrWjspM
@ChiBruiseBros
 342 days ago
HALFTIME SCORE UPDATE vs @TCTerrors B Teams. 97-19 in favor of Chicago. #MRDA https://t.co/wvadpSFtwt
@ChiBruiseBros
 342 days ago
Final Score: Chicago over Minnesota 176-56 for the #MRDAFinalScore https://t.co/ukJXcf44wd
@ChiBruiseBros
 over a year ago
Check us out the live stream of our bouts today: our A team goes on at 10 a.m. and our B team plays at noon. Wish u… https://t.co/7fEjkXiWnV
@ChiBruiseBros
 over a year ago
Calling all Star Wars fans! We're hosting a Skate Wars Mixer on May 4 for Star Wars Day! Click the event below for… https://t.co/J9ZkV22Fob
@ChiBruiseBros
 over a year ago
We're kicking off the start of our 2019 season in Madison at the #UdderChaos tournament! Check us out on Sunday, Ap… https://t.co/fCZkPPJbJc
@ChiBruiseBros
 over a year ago
We would like to congratulate our very own Orange Whip for making the Team USA Men's Roller Derby Team as they begi… https://t.co/U1jOYwCXAH
@ChiBruiseBros
 over a year ago
Who's joining us on Feb. 23 for some Chicago Wolves hockey? There's still plenty of time to get your tickets to thi… https://t.co/RybX4FVMzp
@ChiBruiseBros
 over a year ago
Congrats to three of our coaches --- Kickin' McChugget, Shake N Bake, and Anne Hedonic --- who made travel teams fo… https://t.co/cVnjPMsUsv
@ChiBruiseBros
 over a year ago
We're less than a week away from our first Bros vs. The World of 2019! Make sure you sign up and tell your friends… https://t.co/fGz7HgqpLZ

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